Southampton Legion Branch 155: February 2020 News

HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY FEBRUARY 2nd

 

 

DON’T FORGET… VALENTINE’S IS FEBRUARY 14!!  (I forgot once,,,not good…)

The position of Treasurer is currently open and we are looking for nominees.

Please consider stepping forward for this is a key role to our organization. We have retained a bookkeeping service to manage the day to day and have great support resources .

We still need help with media public relations committee too!

FEBRUARY EVENTS

Wed. Feb. 5, 8:00pm              General Meeting  

Sat. Feb. 8, 3:00 -7:00pm        Dance & Chicken Dinner  “Behind Bars”                         

Sat. Feb. 29, 3:00pm               Steak Shoot  

Sun. Feb. 16, 1:30pm              Darts for Meat  

REGULAR EVENTS 

Every Tuesday 7:30 pm – TV Bingo

Every Thursday 3:00pm – Euchre or Cribbage 

Every Friday 7:30pm – Fun Darts

 JOHN’S JOKES TO SHAKE THE FEBRUARY BLUES AWAY

What do you call a groundhog that eats too much?  A roundhog

Years ago when Jo-Anne and I were dating, I took her to an Italian restaurant for Valentine’s Day (and to propose).  I ordered Jo-Anne a cannoli pastry for dessert. When she asked why, I said, “Jo-Anne, I cannoli be happy when I’m with you.”

After years of marriage, I thought Jo-Anne was losing her hearing so I went to our doctor,  who said, “Stand behind her and say something and tell me how close you are when she hears you.”  I go home and see Jo-Anne at the kitchen sink. About 15 feet away I say, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”  Nothing. I get halfway to her and repeat the same question. Nothing. Very concerned, I get right behind her and ask again “What’s for dinner?”  She turns around and says “For the THIRD time, beef stew!”

Lea came into the legion early one day and Tim was doing some work with tools from home. Lea asked, “What’s that?” Tim replied, “This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.”

A duck is standing next to a busy road, cars zooming past while he waits for a break in traffic. A chicken walks up to him and says, ‘Don’t do it. You’ll never hear the end of it.'”

A man is washing his car with his son when the boy goes, ‘Dad, can’t we use a sponge?'” 

On holiday in Cuba, there was this fantastic magician! He says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ‘uno, dos…’ and poof. He disappeared without a tres.”

This sentence contains exactly threee eorrs.

Make sure you volunteer some time at the Legion this month. It’s fun, satisfying and serves our community.

Kindest regards

John Willetts